Welcome to my site

Hey dear friends! So you dared the ultimate dare and enter my site? Good choice! This webpage contains a lot of information about me and my interests, and gives you a chance to know a bit more about me... It was about time this website was made... Last website (sometime under the domain www.simon4u.org) practically "died" (as of not being updated since 2001) and nothing has gone online since then. So here is the comeback! This time with a more approachable and mature-looking site (but don't let that fool you). Hopefully this one will last for a while

Terms and conditions

Before you go any further, please may I focus your attention on the rules of this website, writen below. By browsing this website you agree that: 

• You are either a man or a woman, and have no more than 2 legs (yes, pets not allowed, I'm so cruel)

• You are at least 3 years old (child prodigies should have discovered something better to waste their time with)

• You are not an alien studying me in order to abduct me from earth in order to study the human specie and take over the earth (damn you!)

• You have as good and as bad intentions as I do (work this one out, see what you can come up with; either case you have to agree to this term)

• You have a mother (even if you don't know her. I can let also you off if you don�t know your father i.e. you are a bastard...)

IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS THEN PLEASE LEAVE THE SITE IMMEDIATELY BY CLICKING HERE. I am sorry I have to force you to agree to this, but it is a common fashion today to make people agree to terms and conditions for entering all sorts of websites, and I would not like to stay behind with the latest trends.  If you are reading this line, you have obviously agreed to the terms, so.... Have fun

Latest news

• 26/10/2005

Just signed up for the domain name with clarence.com, quite cheap I'd say, less than �5 for two years ain't bad. Lots of work to do on the website though. Dreamweaver and Frontpage are going to catch fire (and so will I).

• 21/1/2006

Updating the website. Lots of pages being fixed. There has also been a major change in my academic progress!!! I need to change my Academic interests page.